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March 16th, 2012: 21 Jump Street

Chris: apparently the directors of 21 jump street snuck in a clone high joke at the end of the movie
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Interview-21-Jump-Street-Directors-Clone-High-Joke-They-Snuck-Movie-30002.html

me: yeah!
cause it's the same guys!
also written by micheal bacall? I think we figured this out the other day but then I forgot and figured it out again yesterday

Chris: dude, this movie is shaping up to be good
and CJ loves it already
I mean he saw it, and loved it

me: yeah
all those guys are hilarious
I was gonna go see it yesterday until I realized it wasn't out yet

Chris: haha
that helps

me: but it's out TODAY!

Chris: HOLY. 
MoTHER
FUCKING.
SHIT
BALLS
SNACKS
SANDWICH

me: I think you're underreacting

Chris: agreed
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better?

me: slow day at work?

Chris: eh. my boss is sleeping in his car cuz he's high on vicadin
due to dental surgery

Posted on 16 March 2012 | 12:55 pm | 0 comments

March 7th, 2012: Scissors.

Posted on 7 March 2012 | 5:55 pm | 0 comments

February 3rd, 2012: It's funny cause it's true

me: you're on the front page of funny or die
Christopher: sick!
It's about time, I mean, since the public saw me sneeze they've been clamoring for another bodily-fluid related appearance
me: aint that the truth
Christopher: I think we should do a short of us just puking next. Give them what they want, right?
me: haven't we already done that?
Christopher: oh yeah!
uh oh...
...
that only leaves shitting
...
me: ...haven't we already done that?
Christopher: lol did we?
me: appwipe?
Christopher: :o
we have covered every excrement
me: I think jizzing pretty much completed the list, yeah
Christopher: time to retire?
me: I think that time has come and gone

Posted on 3 February 2012 | 2:57 pm | 0 comments

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